Henrik Sonesson, Game Programmer

Sup!

Best programmer ever here, reporting in about current events at hom... ehh the office. First of all it's mildly hazardous to even get here due the temperature outside which classifies as "Frickin cold!".

When I get here its extremely hazardous to sit at my desk due to the ever increasing mountain of trash I have a tendency to pile up. Once seated I also have to endure the mental danger of sitting near people like Sebastian or Emil.

Their presence is directly wit-numbing if not insanity inducing! It all gets even worse because of the time spent in this environment. It's starting to get ridiculous now tbh :P. See what us poor dev's go through to get us this game?! I DEMAND worship!

Insult levels here are at an all time high now that Roger turned 30! Not only can we mock him for his extreme age, but that very same age made him a grumpy old man aswell. I've heard that Roger actually bit the dinosaurs to death, can anyone confirm that?
Mix this with Albin's super hero power to crash our server and Daniel's weird fascination for japanese children shows (some call it anime... I don't know) and I think you can see how many perfect angles one can use!
The only one I dont dare to jump is Max... His nerd rage is really bad and nothing can protect you from his airborne rubiks cube, it hurts :-/.

Ehhhh, right. so... My game master and petition system that I'm working on is close to complete! Gonna be sweet to be able to actually help people in game and give our poor GMs something real to work with. Those guys are pulling a horse load with the slim tools they have at hand so far I can tell ya! Since I cant tell you their addresses you should send me beer and chocolate that I can send on to them as thanks. ok?

Since I dont have any relevant pictures to show l just gave you two things off my desk. My coffee cup that says "String Emil", and my penis toothbrush! String Emil is german and means "Thong Emil", Ill leave it to you to theory craft on what event that made me buy that mug.

Anyway, I'm off to draw a nice picture with lots of shiny colours for our graphics department. So sad that they can't understand what I want without that :-/. Really makes it hard to communicate with them. Hmm... Maybe I'll get a better response from them if I throw in some crayons and a helium balloon aswell!

So long and thanks for the fish!
/Sone

Editors note:
Since Sone obviously has a knack for funny pictures, I'd like to share another one of him from my personal stash.
-M