[Mats Persson]

Originally Posted by Sando

Now, what does that look like to you?

I wouldn't be so surprised, we use a lot of real-world references. Here is an ancient road in Pompeii

And speaking of which, here are some random graffiti quotes from the walls of Pompeii, complete with spoilers for the sensitive (except for the first one).

VI.14.37 (Wood-Working Shop of Potitus): 3498:
What a lot of tricks you use to deceive, innkeeper. You sell water but drink unmixed wine

Spoiler for II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442::

I screwed the barmaid

Spoiler for VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820::

Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Spoiler for VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2145::

Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women

Spoiler for III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898::

Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

And this one is a favorite:

Spoiler for I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932::

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!