Gold scamsite got owned

[Archimagus]

And Then

. . . . .. Hahahahahahaahahahaha

[sheldonap]

to bad some nice hacker guy cant just go kill there site...












and them...

[brono]

[Reaper] Where are you guys stationed?
[Nora] China

Answers that...xD

[Irishdrunk]

I take back every dirty thing I said about them. They are quite nice people.
(Notice how they changed messengers )


[Visitor] Anyone there?
[Nora] hello, how may I help you ?
[Visitor] I haven't gotten mai goldz yet
[Visitor] You guys said within 10mins to 24 hours
[Nora] May I have your payment email and character name please?
[Visitor] goldicq@gmail.com
[Visitor] and
[Visitor] my char name is: Pwnzagasarous
[Visitor] But you'll have difficulty finding me
[Visitor] I'm very sneaky
[Visitor] I crawl around on the ground...
[Visitor] cuz i'm sneaky
[Nora] i am really say sorry to u .,and i still cant find
[Visitor] cuz I'm sneaky...
[Visitor] i'll give you my alternative...one second
[Visitor] that's 59 seconds less than a minute
[Visitor] goldicqvip@gmail.com
[Visitor] is the other email
[Nora] yes, and then ?
[Visitor] and then you give me gold
[Visitor] cuz you haven't given it to me yet
[Visitor] can I talk to your manager?
[Nora] yes, but our manager will come here after 4 or 5 hours
[Visitor] after 4 or after 5?
[Visitor] screw it. Can i talk to Lulu?
[Visitor] she understands me better
[Lulu] hi
[Visitor] Greetings
[Visitor] How are you?
[Lulu] im fine
[Visitor] that's pleasent
[Visitor] I have this problem
[Lulu] ok
[Visitor] I bought gold, and I haven't recieved it yet
[Visitor] And Nora yelled at me
[Lulu] ok , i check ^^
[Visitor] Thank you darling
[Lulu] can you tell me your order number ?
[Visitor] of course it's...
[Visitor] one three nine eight zero six bee two
[Lulu] no ,it is wrong
[Lulu]
[Visitor] oh no
[Lulu] when did you order ?
[Visitor] 25 hours ago
[Visitor] and the site promised within 24 hours
[Visitor] is there any way you ca help? or satisfy me?
[Lulu] your payment email is ?
[Visitor] I used service@goldicq.com
[Visitor] And Nora said that was wrong
[Lulu] your email ?
[Visitor] My email is sexymeister@aol.gov
[Lulu] ok
[Lulu] we donot have your payment
[Lulu] did you buy on our site ?
[Visitor] Yes, I handed the money to Nora
[Visitor] wait....
[Visitor] do you think Nora stole my money?!?
[Visitor] I thought you would take care of me Lulu

[silent]

And then...

i cant stop crying

[Merk320]

This thread is full of win.

[Stonecape]

Irishdrunk
He he, so funny, poor people tho...

[brono]

Originally Posted by Merk320

This thread is full of win.

QFT

[Freewar]

Haha nice, but I really don't understand how stupid they are to put up a goldselling site for a game which isn't released.^^

[Cleft]

Originally Posted by Denny Lindberg

A certain site selling gold for mortal online appeared and I felt like having a quick chat. The person in the support didn't reply at all until I told them to have a good day, I wonder why?

love it, classic

[SkirmCard]

it's so nice to see a community come together to hassle an outisde enemy

[Svenny]

hahaha, sweet

[Zhatan]

Gj, guys. Was a fun read.

[Fleil]

Originally Posted by brono

[Nora] hello, how may I help you ?
[Reaper] How are you?
[Nora] and then ?
[Reaper] and then I want my fries...

Hahahahhahahaahah!!!! Omg.... LOL

[Cleft]

Oh god, when i first replied i hadn't read the rest of the thread and other people f*ing with the site, now i think i just woke everyone else up in me house with my laughter

Originally Posted by Merk320

This thread is full of win.

This thread is full of win

[Salidin54]

Could someone post a link to the site that everyone keeps quoting, I have a really funny idea.

[Cleft]

Originally Posted by Salidin54

Could someone post a link to the site that everyone keeps quoting, I have a really funny idea.

http://www.mortalgold.com/

[Stubben]

[Nora] hello, how may I help you ?
[Visitor] hey I'm having problems with my gold
[Visitor] you see the gold isn't on my char yet
[Visitor] and I ordered it like 15h ago
[Nora] May I have your payment email and character name please?
[Visitor] char name is roflwaffleswithsugar and I do'nt remember the email payment thing
[Visitor] btw do you accept cash?
[Visitor] or bottle caps?
[Nora] we don't accept cash
[Visitor] I think you should accept bottlecaps because they are so shiny, I can send them with fedex
[Nora] i cant find this character name
[Visitor] hmm that's strange
[Visitor] I'm online right now
[Nora] yes, but i really cant find
[Visitor] I'm on server Nr.3 are you sure your checking on that server?
[Visitor] I've spent a lot of cash on this gold and I really want it
[Visitor] there are at the moment 5 servers online and I'm on Nr.3
[Nora] yes, but can u remember your payment email
[Visitor] think it was humpícatrómníusosuspruclatnímus@arbítrokalicszhium anter.com
[Visitor] there might be spelling misstakes in there but I'm sure you know wich one I mean


that's how I ended up

[Jiffius]

My humble effort:

[Lulu] hello, how may I help you ?
[Visitor] hey lulu, how you doin?
[Lulu] trade you face to face in the game
[Visitor] have any pics?
[Lulu] sorry , we have no gold now
[Visitor] I can sell some to you. cheapest mortal online gold on the internet
[Visitor] I meet you face to face
[Lulu] how much gold do you have ?
[Visitor] 15 gold right now.. but I can get more
[Lulu] ok
[Lulu] the price is ?
[Visitor] just go to this website:
[Lulu] that is we pay the price
[Visitor] what
[Visitor] ?
[Lulu] you said your price is cheapest
[Lulu] how much it ?
[Lulu] like 1m ?
[Visitor] Yes we offer the cheapest price on all internets: mortalonlinegold.com is offering cheapest Mortal Gold or Mortal Gold to our clients. Prices slashed 20% off and another Gold offered free with your order. Nowhere else can you find such a great price and service! Join us and get your Mortal Gold and Mortal Online Gold.

[Visitor] We deliver the gold within 30 seconds
[Lulu] your msn is ?
[Visitor] MSN: dealomw@gmail.com
[Lulu] it is mime
[Visitor] that is very strange Lulu.
[Lulu] your msn is ?

[Visitor] what is your msn?
[Lulu] MSN: dealomw@gmail.com

[Visitor] this is my msn.

[Gollias]

Wow some of those are so hilarious, you got to love sites claiming to sell gold for a game that isn't even released two thumbs way up guys. Keep it uhp

[Resin]

hilarious stuff. !

[Omegaboy]

Poor Lulu and Nora.

[Vesemir]

[Helen] hello, how may I help you ?
[Visitor] greetings
[Helen] ?
[Visitor] do You have some mortal online gold for sale ?
[Helen] sorry ,have no
[Visitor] when will it be avaiable ?
[Helen] iam not sure
[Visitor] but You have listed it for sale
[Visitor] have can You sell sth You don't have ?
[Helen] out of stock resently ,but we are collecting
[Visitor] " We have available stock of Mortal Online Gold, so we can do a really instant delivery in game.
And we have Mortal items, Mortal item, Mortal PowerLeveling, Mortal account, Buy Mortal money, Mortal money and other services on Mortal. "
[Visitor] thats from You site
[Visitor] so You should have Mortal gold always ye?
[Helen] you can order when we get it ready
[Helen] thank you
[Visitor] and when will it be ready ?
[Visitor] i need it preety soon
[Visitor] till the nearest weekend
[Helen] you can check back later
[Visitor] will You collect at least 10gold till friday ?
[Helen] iam not sure ,you can check then
[Visitor] ok do Your best in collecting gold in the game which is not out yet
[Helen] ok

Seems like a bot :>

[brono]

[Lulu] hello, how may I help you ?
[Reaper] Yea... I ordered some gold about 24hrs ago and I haven't got it yet.
[Reaper] Could you please help me. I really need my 5gold.
[Lulu] May I have your payment email and character name please?
[Reaper] My Character name is Sofakingwetodded and my email is sofa_king_we_todd_edd@mortalonline.com
[Lulu] Thank you, I will make a check, please wait a sec.
[Reaper] becareful when sending the money to me someone else has the name sofakingwetoddedd, I am sofakingwetodded, one d on the end.
[Lulu] your order number is ?
[Reaper] 1 sec let me get the email
[Reaper] 01110011 01101111 01100110 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110111 01100101 01110100 01101111 01100100 01100100 01100101 01100100 01100100
[Reaper] is that the right one?
[Reaper] the email looks a little scramled.
[Lulu] we donot receive your payment
[Reaper] You sure?
[Reaper] I used paypal and it took the money from my account
[Lulu] plz give me your right order number ?
[Reaper] What does it look like?
[Reaper] The email is all scrambled and I got numbers everywehere
[Reaper] I think itw as sent to me in chinese or something.
[Lulu] yes ,im china
[Lulu] im at china now
[Reaper] 115 111 102 97 107 105 110 103 119 101 116 111 100 100 101 100 100
[Reaper] is that it?
[Reaper] ???
[Lulu]
[Lulu] no
[Reaper] hell
[Reaper] 1 sec
[Reaper] Can you tell me what it looks like
[Reaper] 73 6f 66 61 6b 69 6e 67 77 65 74 6f 64 64 65 64 64
[Reaper] is that it?
[Reaper] Are you still here hun?
[Lulu] no , it is wrong
[Lulu] who tell you
[Reaper] Who tell me what?
[Lulu] your order number ?
[Reaper] an email
[Reaper] hellooooo?

The operator has ended the chat. Thanks for contacting us.

rofl worthy indeed....

[moarfuzz]

Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then I'm gonna come back there and put my foot in your ass if you say "and then" again!
[pause]
Chinese Food Intercom: And then and then and then!

[Knowing Crow]

You know, maybe they are outsourced CCP representatives, and thus have no connection to the actual company and are simply given direction as to what to do for what and are having a really bad day at work because people keep asking them about things that aren't on the instruction sheet...

[Irishdrunk]

HOLY COW! I cannot make this up, I had an actual conversation, roflmao

[Irishdrunk] Hello?
[Lulu] hello, how may I help you ?
[Irishdrunk] Yea, I'd like a number 2 with a large fry please
[Irishdrunk] how much gold is that?
[Lulu] sorry , we have no now
[Irishdrunk] fine
[Irishdrunk] can i get a number 3 with extra ranch?
[Lulu] sorry no
[Irishdrunk] what kind of fast food joint is thi?
[Irishdrunk] Can I talk to your manager?
[Lulu] he is not here
[Irishdrunk] where is he?
[Lulu] a few hours later , he will work here
[Irishdrunk] that's convenient. your boss is working where you are
[Irishdrunk] but that doesnt hlep me get food in my tummy
[Lulu] sorry , i canot
[Irishdrunk] Is your boss back yet?
[Irishdrunk] I like you Lulu
[Irishdrunk] your my type of gal
[Lulu] our boss is not here
[Lulu] plz come here later
[Irishdrunk] I can come over there?
[Irishdrunk] I'll bring cookies
[Irishdrunk] Do you like cookies?
[Lulu] ok
[Lulu] yes , do you like ?
[Irishdrunk] I love cookies, too
[Lulu] ok
[Irishdrunk] What's your favorite kind?
[Lulu] Chocolate
[Lulu] and Strawberry
[Irishdrunk] Mmmm, sounds good. I'll make some and bring them over
[Lulu] ok , fine
[Irishdrunk] do you want the special ingredient?
[Lulu] yes '

[brono]

Originally Posted by Irishdrunk

HOLY COW! I cannot make this up, I had an actual conversation, roflmao

[Irishdrunk] Hello?
[Lulu] hello, how may I help you ?
[Irishdrunk] Yea, I'd like a number 2 with a large fry please
[Irishdrunk] how much gold is that?
[Lulu] sorry , we have no now
[Irishdrunk] fine
[Irishdrunk] can i get a number 3 with extra ranch?
[Lulu] sorry no
[Irishdrunk] what kind of fast food joint is thi?
[Irishdrunk] Can I talk to your manager?
[Lulu] he is not here
[Irishdrunk] where is he?
[Lulu] a few hours later , he will work here
[Irishdrunk] that's convenient. your boss is working where you are
[Irishdrunk] but that doesnt hlep me get food in my tummy
[Lulu] sorry , i canot
[Irishdrunk] Is your boss back yet?
[Irishdrunk] I like you Lulu
[Irishdrunk] your my type of gal
[Lulu] our boss is not here
[Lulu] plz come here later
[Irishdrunk] I can come over there?
[Irishdrunk] I'll bring cookies
[Irishdrunk] Do you like cookies?
[Lulu] ok
[Lulu] yes , do you like ?
[Irishdrunk] I love cookies, too
[Lulu] ok
[Irishdrunk] What's your favorite kind?
[Lulu] Chocolate
[Lulu] and Strawberry
[Irishdrunk] Mmmm, sounds good. I'll make some and bring them over
[Lulu] ok , fine
[Irishdrunk] do you want the special ingredient?
[Lulu] yes '

Holy Crap! That's to freaking funny.


PS~ Thanks asshole, now I have to clean the soda off my keyboard... >_<

[Zigkirby]

God, do they even know what they're actually doing? It seems like someone just heard about MO, hired a few Koreans who knew minimal amounts of English, and started this site.

[Nazumor]

Originally Posted by Irishdrunk

HOLY COW! I cannot make this up, I had an actual conversation, roflmao

[Irishdrunk] Hello?
[Lulu] hello, how may I help you ?
[Irishdrunk] Yea, I'd like a number 2 with a large fry please
[Irishdrunk] how much gold is that?
[Lulu] sorry , we have no now
[Irishdrunk] fine
[Irishdrunk] can i get a number 3 with extra ranch?
[Lulu] sorry no
[Irishdrunk] what kind of fast food joint is thi?
[Irishdrunk] Can I talk to your manager?
[Lulu] he is not here
[Irishdrunk] where is he?
[Lulu] a few hours later , he will work here
[Irishdrunk] that's convenient. your boss is working where you are
[Irishdrunk] but that doesnt hlep me get food in my tummy
[Lulu] sorry , i canot
[Irishdrunk] Is your boss back yet?
[Irishdrunk] I like you Lulu
[Irishdrunk] your my type of gal
[Lulu] our boss is not here
[Lulu] plz come here later
[Irishdrunk] I can come over there?
[Irishdrunk] I'll bring cookies
[Irishdrunk] Do you like cookies?
[Lulu] ok
[Lulu] yes , do you like ?
[Irishdrunk] I love cookies, too
[Lulu] ok
[Irishdrunk] What's your favorite kind?
[Lulu] Chocolate
[Lulu] and Strawberry
[Irishdrunk] Mmmm, sounds good. I'll make some and bring them over
[Lulu] ok , fine
[Irishdrunk] do you want the special ingredient?
[Lulu] yes '

Classic
Thanks for making my insides hurt

[tribal]

gawd this made me laugh so hard
irish , pls do one more xD
you kill it , every single time

this soooo fucking made my day

[brocklaster]

I hope they realize that once MO actually does launch it will be a cold day in hell when I let someone make it back to a bank while carrying thousands of gold.... They're going to get some major butt lovin' in the pk department.

[midmagic]

Originally Posted by brocklaster

I hope they realize that once MO actually does launch it will be a cold day in hell when I let someone make it back to a bank while carrying thousands of gold.... They're going to get some major butt lovin' in the pk department.

If MO gold is a valuable commodity...

Even if gold is not a valuable commodity...

If there is cash to be made...
These people are likely to form uber guilds and provide services for real life cash.
Want to move a caravan? Give us $1 for each skilled guard you desire.
Need gold, need weapons, need armor? Our prices are fair.
Need mercs for destroying an enemy fortress. $50 for 25 skilled players.

Beware the Chinese Mafia. Since death actually means something, even the money farmers would have to be organized.

(this is ignoring the scam people that just steal credit card info)

[ReaperOne1Two2]

Damn they saw through my plan I think


Visitor] Hey![/COLOR]
Samma] hello, how may I help you ?
[Visitor] Do you guys accepted money donations?[/COLOR]
[Samma] you can try it in our website
[Visitor] I mean in game money for free. Where ever you normally give out money
[Samma] i don't know
Visitor] Can you find out for me. I'm feeling generous and want to give lots of gold so you guys will stop being out of stock >_>[/COLOR]
[Visitor] I havr 2 charcters ones on malesk server(open pvp) others on kalimdesk(closed pvp beta requirement server)[/COLOR]
[Visitor] I can only assume you meet us in the main city of deslock?[/COLOR]
[Visitor] I will give you 1/3 of my gold reserves on each server which is 15 gold on the first and 25 on the second server.
Visitor] Still there?[/COLOR]
[Visitor] ...[/COLOR]
[Samma] yes
Visitor] Ok just checking.[/COLOR]
Visitor] Any clue how much longer it will take to find out?
[Visitor] ?
[Visitor] HHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO[/COLOR]
Visitor] starting to feel lonely here
[Visitor] Any chance you have another peson whos more useful and actually responds to customers >_>

[Irishdrunk]

Hahahaha, I got Susan to rage quit on me >.<
Warning: OUr conversation was very long and funny as hell. Enjoy

(P.S. I got some inside scoop on some of the workers)

[Susan] hello, how may I help you ?
[Irishdrunk] Yes, May I talk to Lulu?
[Susan] she is not here now
[Irishdrunk] when will she be back?
[Irishdrunk] listen....
[Irishdrunk] Lulu said she'd sell me Mortal Gold, and I have money
[Irishdrunk] so where is she?
[Irishdrunk] everyone else I talk to yells at me
[Susan] about 10hours later
[Irishdrunk] like Nora and Samma
[Susan] can yu come back ?
[Irishdrunk] you want me to wait here for 10 hours?
[Susan] yes
[Irishdrunk] I have to get some sleep before work
[Irishdrunk] Are you going to go flip burgers at burger king while I wait for Lulu?
[Susan] she will be here 12hours
[Irishdrunk] woah, woah WOAH!?!?
[Irishdrunk] you said 10 hours
[Irishdrunk] now it's 12 hours?
[Irishdrunk] did we just have a time lapse?
[Susan] we are 24/7
[Susan] im 12hours
[Susan] and she is 12hours too
[Irishdrunk] do you take over her shift?
[Susan] yes
[Irishdrunk] How many golds is it going to take for you to get Lulu to come here?
[Susan] i don't know
[Susan] you can ask here
[Irishdrunk] Well I'm asking you, Susan, to go get Lulu. So how many golds will that take for you to do this little task?
[Susan] which server do you want ?
[Susan] you can see our website
[Irishdrunk] can you give me a list of Mortal Servers?
[Susan] which game ?
[Irishdrunk] Mortal Online, it's in the URL. "Mortalgold.com"
[Susan] you want to buy ?
[Susan] how much do you want ?
[Irishdrunk] No no no no
[Irishdrunk] I said I wanted to talk to Lulu
[Irishdrunk] Where's Lulu?
[Susan] i said
[Susan] she is not her enow
[Irishdrunk] SHE said she's going to sell me the gold
[Susan] 10hours later come back
[Irishdrunk] So your going to let my money wait for 10 hours?
[Irishdrunk] Is your manager Okay with this?
[Susan] you don't pay us
[Susan] we don't received your money
[Irishdrunk] ....obviosuly. Thank you captain obvious
[Irishdrunk] I want to give Lulu money. So where's Lulu?
[Susan] i said
[Susan] she is not here now
[Susan] if you want to give here money
[Susan] you can use western union to send money to her
[Susan] first name: shuang
last name: jin
city: changzhou
province: jiangsu
country: China
[Susan] You can pay via Western Union as fast as paypal.
If you like ,I can tell u the instructions.
First ,I assume you have a credit card ,so you can sign up one account in
http://westernunion.com

Then I will give you the information of western union account.You can choose "send money" to my account. After that ,you will get a serial number called "MTCN".Please give that number ,your first name and last name to us.
Then we will call western union to make sure if we have received the money.
It will only take us 10 mins to finish the payment sending.

[Irishdrunk] Jiangsu? She told me she was in NY
[Susan] we are in china
[Irishdrunk] So you guys are chinese farmers?
[Irishdrunk] chinese gold farmers?
[Susan] yes
[Irishdrunk] Do you farm, too? Or just sell?
[Susan] selll
[Irishdrunk] Ah, are all the men farming?
[Irishdrunk] Cuz all i've talked to are women
[Irishdrunk] unless your really a man
[Irishdrunk] with a female's name
[Irishdrunk] ^.-
[Irishdrunk] silence is very suspicous
[Susan] girls
[Irishdrunk] Then only men do the farming?
[Susan] no
[Irishdrunk] Just not you....
[Irishdrunk] Why dont you farm?
[Susan] what do you want ?
[Susan] we don't sell the server golds
[Irishdrunk] Like I said, countless times. I think it was 2-3 times. I want to talk to Lulu
[Susan] when we selll ,you can buy form us
[Susan] i said
[Susan] she is not here now
[Susan] plz come back 10hours late r
[Irishdrunk] 10 hours? has it already been 2 hours?
[Irishdrunk] because you said 12 hours
[Irishdrunk] and before that you said 10 hours
[Irishdrunk] which do you want me to believe?
[Susan] i don't want you believe me
[Susan] i said
[Susan] she will be here 12 hours
[Susan] but she will come back about 10 hours later
[Susan] can you understand me ?
[Irishdrunk] Yes I can. and can you do math?
[Susan] i cant help you
[Irishdrunk] She'll be there in 12 hours, but she won't come back for another 10 horus
[Susan] and byebye

Yes, we are dealing with Chinese gold farmers

[warriorn22]

Lol!
I have to say, this is really funny to read, I like how u got her to say where they operate and what lulu´s real name is! Gj there Irishdrunk

[foofighter2901]

Epic fail haha

That was hilarious!!! ha

[KieMoxie]

Destroyed.

[Electus]

First time seeing something like this, hope it catches on.

[Travie]

Support Chat
Your Name:History: Thanks for contacting us. An operator will be with you shortly...


[Daisy] hello, how may I help you ?
[Travie] Hello I am Travie are you?
[Daisy] May I have your payment email and character name please?
[Travie] I am here for gold making, what is payment making email?
[Travie] wait i have drunk make for bad spelling time
[Travie] smallpica@hotmail.com
[Daisy] Thank you, I will make a check, please wait a sec.
[Travie] Will give hurry up? ordered before now
[Travie] Aroused you is making gold yes?
[Travie] ok waiting for happys time, then we all be happys.
[Travie] Oh character name is FLyiingspaghettimonster, he touches with noodly appendages.
[Travie] fine mahanara is had by all, for happys time makings
[Daisy] can you tell me your char name?
[Travie] me tell no? Flyingspaghettimonster
[Daisy] ok,wait a moment plz
[Travie] be careful because meatballs come soon, I am waiting
[Daisy] im sorry,you havent ordered yet,sorry
[Travie] What? has ordered yesturday, get wrong?
[Travie] where you not high for gold making?
[Daisy] your char name and payment email
[Travie] Was that in first email or second?
[Daisy] just your payment email
[Travie] Ok, waitings sec and i gettings
[Daisy] ok
[Travie] suprizebuttsecks@flirty.net is payment making
[Travie] sorry for bad info time
[Travie] Are you china? me as well
[Daisy] im sorry,which site did you bought?
[Travie] mortalgold.com yes?
[Travie] where are you from daisy?
[Daisy] China
[Travie] Ah, I was from china once but got better from flu diarrea
[Travie] have gold? for selling?
[Daisy] im sorry,we havent received your payment email
[Travie] payment email is suprizebuttsecks@flirty.net no?
[Travie] Or am wrong from drunk making?
[Daisy] yes,you maybe make a mistake,can you check it again?
[Travie] I will check again, ok?
[Daisy] ok
[Travie] Ok checking but very dizzy from puking time
[Travie] Ah, I must not see because of drink, friend piss in it. Friend not feeling so taste bad. email suprisebuttsecks@flirty.net
[Travie] How much gold left to sell? I get more after this.
[Daisy] which game do you want to buy?
[Travie] Mortal online, much as have. Drink has given me courage and much lubido.
[Travie] How old is daisy?
[Daisy] 22
[Daisy] im sorry ,we havent Mortal now
[Travie] Drink as well at work? what to drink?
[Daisy] Water
[Travie] When mortal having?
[Daisy] im not very sure,once we have we will email to tell you soon
[Travie] Ok, goodbye Daisy will see soon with drink and lubido
[Daisy] ok,byeand have a good night

now THAT was fun