Offend a Half-Orc in this thread!

Peasant · 25th August 2008, 07:15

Abandoned at birth? Hmph! With a face like yours is it surprising?

Your mother couldn't keep her legs together, would even do orcs (and the Gods know what else) and you probably have hundreds of bastard brothers living off decent hard-working citizens and... Ah, you're walking away, TO ROB A BLIND PENSIONER NO DOUBT

Myst · 25th August 2008, 09:42

You think you're a badboi, but you talk as an Elf.

Peasant · 25th August 2008, 10:08

Oh, it speaks!

Probably acquired this ability by enviously mimicking its superior races like parrots do.

And with just as much intelligence

Heliopios · 25th August 2008, 10:19

Better a Half Orc than Half Elf.

rick · 25th August 2008, 16:34

Half orcs are good-for-nothing tricksters, crack-smoking swindlers, big-butt-having, wide-nose-breathing all the humans' air, they think they're the best dancers, they eat up all the fried chicken, and they stink! But yeah sure, I love to take a nice half orc woman out to dinner every now and then!

bluealien1 · 25th August 2008, 18:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heliopios

Better a Half Orc than Half Elf.

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Neek · 25th August 2008, 19:53

you kiss your mom with that mouth!?

Hereshk · 25th August 2008, 21:18

THE DEAD ARE COMING BACK TO LIFE AND TRYING TO INVADE US...

oh its you, hi !

Lyllyth · 25th August 2008, 22:07

"... The best half of you was swallowed..."

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Lyllyth Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: <-- That way --> Age: 33 Posts: 431 Rep Power: 1	"... The best half of you was swallowed..." __________________ [Mats Persson], 'Things might sound cool and/or realistic on paper, but it's a completely different thing how they play out in the game.'

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Myst Newbie Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: France Posts: 41 Rep Power: 1	You think you're a badboi, but you talk as an Elf.

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Peasant Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 30 Rep Power: 1	Oh, it speaks! Probably acquired this ability by enviously mimicking its superior races like parrots do. And with just as much intelligence

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