I have run into a perdicament.

I just made myself a bowl of cereal, and well... I don't have any spoons. Suggest something quick before it gets all soggy please!

I'll try anything! Just don't let my cereal get soggy.

Fork. Hurry.

But the milk will fall through it!

Or a knife, or both. Posh Pudding Eating Contest 2010!

No,no,no! Eat the cereal with the fork and drink the milk directly from the bowl.

How do I eat cereal with a fork while simultaneously drink the milk from the bowl?

Very, very carefully.

Yeah, very carefully, we don't want no forks in eyes!

But I don't have the time to be very, very careful! Anymore suggestions? I'm running out of time!

There is no other option.

Do you want your cereal to get soggy? Think of the poor cereal!

I guess eating some of the cereal is better than nothing, right?

He could also get a straw to suck the milk up and eat the cereal with his hands.

So it would be:
- Grab cereal with hands
- Place cereal in mouth
- Place straw in right (or left) side of mouth
- Suck
- Suck the milk
- Chew and drink
- WIN!

I am good at sucking.

That's why this is the best solution.

wash a spoon.

Well, I was going to try the sucking suggestion, but you were too late. In attempt to eat the cereal with a fork and drink the milk out of the bowl, I dropped the bowl, spilling cereal and milk all over myself.

It looks like I pissed myself now. And I was planning on taking your mother out to a nice seafood restaurant now! but now I can't! Look at what you've done!

You wanted to take my mom to her own pants?

I have no idea why my image failed, so I'll post one that I randomly googled instead.

yes.

Picture fail.


I guess.

Use a cup.

NOW.